Ultimate Guide to Zombie-proofing Your Home

…and staying alive. That’s what today’s daily bit is all about.

You know, the end of the world? Zombiecalypse?

The Walking Dead has been over now (albeit temporarily) for a while, and I guess I am suffering withdrawal symptoms. Thank goodness we got a heads up about this infographic about zombie-proofing your home. And it doesn’t stop there: it will help you stay alive.

I think the infographic was made for a home security company, so it might very well be a publicity stunt, but that does not take away from its interest value. C’mon, it tells you about zombie-proofing your home! Who wouldn’t want to have all the details in one handy image?

Here’s where you start zombie-proofing your home. You need six lines of defense.

1. First line of defense: 450-500 yards from the house; land mines and motion sensors
2. Second line of defense: 350-400 yards from the house; 10-foot chain link fences and razor wire bishes
3. Third line of defense: 250-300 yards from the house; 15-foot by 10-foot trench lined with stakes
4. Fourth line of defense: 150-200 yards from the house; 10-foot high concrete wall topped with razor wire
5. Fifth line of defense: 50-100 yards from the house; attack dogs – special ones
6. Last line of defense: 10-25 yards from the house; YOU

I think that is pretty detailed, but there’s a huge problem I see here: it requires a lot of space around the house. I don’t know if it’s just me, but if you do not have all that yardage to create the first several lines of defense?

I suppose you can focus on the house itself. The infographic also gives details on zombie-proofing the house from the inside. Take your pick: steel plates for doors and windows, explosives, backup generators, floodlights, blackout curtains, and escape tunnels.

So here’s the ultimate guide to zombie-proofing your home.

Stay alive.

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