Everyone needs an umbrella from time to time. I have at least 4 of them in my coat closet and I live in Los Angeles where it never rains (except for when you vacation here, that’s when it rains every day). And, like most people, I never seem to have an umbrella with me when the weather calls for it. There are all kinds of umbrellas: wear on your head umbrellas, umbrellas for couples, samurai sword umbrellas, umbrellas for your dog, even umbrellas to protect your fancy designer shoes or precious mustache! My favorite kind are the little ones they put in a tiki drink, but that’s neither here nor there. Click on to see some Super Whacky Umbrellas.
I like to spend as little time in the bathroom as possible, sometimes I’m trying to get out of there so fast I forget to flush! On the other hand (speaking of… I didn’t hear you wash your hands), my boyfriend imagines it his own Fortress of Solitude or something. He camps out in there for hours until his legs go numb. For those of you who like to hang out in the doo-doo chamber, you want to make it as inviting as possible. It’s all about the ambiance. Here are some Seriously Whacky Themed Restrooms. Take a PEEp!
Nowadays there are novelty versions of every product you can think of. You know, stuff like clocks that tell the wrong time, a gaudy bedazzled kitchen knife set, that stupid singing fish wall-plaque or bacon flavored, well, everything. And why not have some of that crap lying around? These items are always either of cute, dumb, funny or all of the above. Here you can find Truly Outrageous Novelty USB Hubs that are sure to make you say “LOLWUT?! Who would buy that?!”
Most people, like myself, have a love-hate relationship with the interwebs. Sometimes it can be super helpful and other times it annoys the everliving shit out of me. I have no idea how some internet trends or memes even get started. Don’t get me wrong, I love Keyboard Cat, Struttin’ Dat Ass, Star Wars Kid and sooo many more. I’m talking about the fads that are beyond idiotic that make you feel like saying “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” Here we see the Dumbest Internet Trends That Should Have Never Existed, each more moronic than the last.
I can’t express how bad I am at carving pumpkins. I still struggle to cut triangle eyes, I never seem get those right. I blame my underdeveloped motor skills and my mom for dropping me when I was a child. When I see amazing intricately designed pumpkins, I am overcome with jealous rage. I see red and my mind goes blank. When I finally come-to the room is in shambles, my neighbors have made the 911 call and the police are already kicking down the door. Even if you do end up punching a hole through your monitor (which is NOT going to make you any better at carving pumpkins so I’ve learned), these Incredible Unique Jack O’ Lanterns are definitely worth a look.
You’ve seen Klingon Monopoly here on Daily Bits, but there is a whole world of various versions of the famous board game. Regardless of the theme, playing Monopoly at my house always ends with someone (me) flipping the board and accusing everyone in the family of cheating. The truth is you can’t trust anyone running the bank including myself.